don’t let the title trick you, there’s absolutely NO PORN or NUDITY in this book; read the description below.  i love the idea of this book. once i read what it was about, i laughed out loud and showed perze, who smirkingly shot me a look of friendly contempt.  although i don’t think i’d really buy the book, it’s one of those things you could give to friends for some friendly inside jokes and future conversations.  I Love It When You Talk Clean To Me PORN FOR WOMEN There he was as he vacuumed the carpet…and she hadn’t even asked him to. Women everywhere will laugh out loud and completely relate to this sexy and smart Porn For Women book. Compiled by the clever ladies at Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative, this book is not only hilarious, but it challenges traditional ideas of pornography and what is sexy. With photos of strapping young men doing housework strewn across the pages and accompanied by quotes such as "Have another piece of cake. I don’t like you looking so thin" or "Want to snuggle?" this book is a fun gift for women everywhere – and will give the menfolk a little insight into […]

want to celebrate your relationship, while symbolizing it as a medicine pill and calming espresso containers?  i thought this was pretty cool to get as a couple…you store it and take it out as a pill (together), then separate it as you share that warm caffeine beverage.  it’s adorable, and probably looks great in your cabinets (considering you buy at least five… Found: UncommonGoods.com Price:  $35

writers: jane austen, emily dickenson, edgar allen poe writers: shakespeare, oscar wilde, virginia woolf music composers: bach, beethoven, motzart thinkers: einstein, freud, galileo religion: jesus, buddha, ghandi philosophers: socrates, darwin, nietzsche, marx politics: lincoln, queen elizabeth artists: monet, davinci, van gogh these are from The Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild, an online store that i can appreciate.  these dolls are probably my favorite items because i would want all those dolls at the side to become part of my collection, on a shelf, next to books.  they’re also a great learning tool for the kids since they’re all famous and influential in their respective arenas. imagine, while other kids are neglecting their mundane teddy bear to sleep, emma can be hugging jane austen while recounting some of her stories. this is even much better than the huggable stds at GiantMicrobes.   

laurel denise makes these adorable necklaces where you can customize your name into embedded glass, or even your favorite quote.  they’re a little pricey but VERY unique. no one else will be wearing them.  write down your favorite date, your favorite person, your mantra…etc. visit her page for more ideas and products.  her creations are simple, but very lovely.

description: Girly Galoshes MARY JANE BOOTS Does your little girl refuse to take off her shiny patent Mary Janes – even when it’s raining? These rubber Mary Jane galoshes are just the footwear for her. Even on the rainiest of dress-up days, she can splash in puddles all day long with no warnings about ruining her party shoes. The shiny black rubber Mary Janes are available with pink or white “tights.” Imported. ——————— so i found these awesome galoshes for fall/winter, esp when the weather’s going to bring many obstacles of keeping zem’s shoes clean.  similar to the ‘mary jane’ socks that we bought her from babygap, these are for toddlers, for walking girls.  everyone loved her baby ‘mary jane’ stockings when she was always carried; i’m sure these will also look just as adorable and witty.

being such a fashionphile, i like to keep up with latest fashion news.  so the simpsons have made it to Harper’s Bazaar in their August 2007 spread.  They’re featured touring paris with Linda Evangelista, hitting all the major brilliant designers.  for such a small town family, they’ve already sprung from springfield to the fashion capital!  it makes me jealous, wondering if marge got to keep all those clothes. (click on the pictures to enlarge the goodness.)         the actual dresses        the actual dresses        the actual dresses