2nd gift perze gave me for my birthday. Yes, I’m a clean freak. I’m not the cleanest person, but I do need to clean. And this has become my best friend. I’m not kidding. I LOVE how it handles.
I love you perze for supporting this odd side of me. You know how this would make a sadistic heart melt.
|old vacuum||new dyson|
|takes 2 arms to push||only one hand, so light to push|
|lift up to turn||so easy to manuever because of the ball|
|can’t even pick up hair||picks up hair and even pills that stick to carpet|
|suctions sucks!||suction is incredibly strong, even on our shag carpet|
|ugly, takes up so much space||sexy, extremely space efficient|
|weighs like a huge plumber who hasn’t dieted since the 70’s||light, can carry it with one hand, other hand carrying a baby|
|annoyingly loud for something that doesn’t pick up anything||not as loud, and takes half the time to vacuum a room|
|i want to beat it up & make fun of its mama every time i use it||i want to give it a name and let it adopt our family name|