2nd gift perze gave me for my birthday. Yes, I’m a clean freak. I’m not the cleanest person, but I do need to clean. And this has become my best friend. I’m not kidding. I LOVE how it handles.
I love you perze for supporting this odd side of me. You know how this would make a sadistic heart melt.
| old vacuum | new dyson |
| takes 2 arms to push | only one hand, so light to push |
| lift up to turn | so easy to manuever because of the ball |
| can’t even pick up hair | picks up hair and even pills that stick to carpet |
| suctions sucks! | suction is incredibly strong, even on our shag carpet |
| ugly, takes up so much space | sexy, extremely space efficient |
| weighs like a huge plumber who hasn’t dieted since the 70’s | light, can carry it with one hand, other hand carrying a baby |
| annoyingly loud for something that doesn’t pick up anything | not as loud, and takes half the time to vacuum a room |
| i want to beat it up & make fun of its mama every time i use it | i want to give it a name and let it adopt our family name |
