"I know I shouldn’t have worn my Louboutins but I couldn’t have worn flats; they’re like a disease."

Lisa VanderPump
Housewife of Beverly Hills

(ok ok…I personally don’t think they’re a disease, but she’s my favorite housewife out of every season…she has a humor I would probably appreciate if I was a millionaire housewife w/ a TV show on Bravo, paid to start, instigate, further, indulge, etc…in drama.)