how crude of you to say so
a lady such as i?
it’s more likely your little girl
and if she says no, she lies

she’s got more power than an engine
more stink in her little poop
if you think she can’t be capable,
then she really has you duped

i cleaned up the apartment today
i fear i’ve ruined the vacuum so
maybe there were too many strands of hair
i really just don’t know